Give yourself a little placebo effect, as a treat

AKA how to de-influence yourself and still get the same results

Every so often, I re-install a social media app to post a photo, message friends, find a saved recipe… and instead find myself scrolling endlessly.

Soon the scrolling turns into a number of tabs where I’ve got my finger hovering over the “add to cart” button. The crazy thing is how often the products (and implied problems) are something I’ve never put any real conscious thought into, yet I get sucked into the marketing hype all the same.

Life Experiments

I’ve put a lot of thought into designing experiments for my life. In fact, I have a whole host of unpublished blog posts about designing lil experiments to improve your life and tackle those too-nebulous soft skills. Maybe one day I’ll finally publish them.

And even if you aren’t intentionally setting up experiments, any hypothesis + action is essentially an experiment: if I buy this shirt, I’ll be happier with how I look. If I take this course, I’ll be more successful at my job. If I switch to this other hair product, my hair will look better. If I start this hobby, I’ll seem like a more interesting person and have more friends. You get the idea. You’ve got an implied problem, a hypothesis on how to fix it, and buying or doing the thing is how we test the hypothesis.

One of the defining characteristics of a good experiment is controlling for other variables. If our stated hypothesis is that more of ABC will result in a different XYZ, how do we know for sure that D, E, or F aren’t influencing things too?

Another big rule in statistics (used to quantify the results) is that you shouldn’t mistake correlation for causation.

Our experiments must be framed in such a way that we can be certain that ABC caused a different XYZ, not simply that the two things seem to coincide.

It’s like saying people who take more vacations are happier. Does “more vacations” result in happiness? Maybe. But maybe people who can afford to take more vacations are in a better financial spot and thus less stressed, in better health, and happier.

Anyway, I digress.

We all want to improve our lives, and preferably, we can do that with as little dogma as possible, while also not spending all our cash on quick fixes.

Social Media Ads Get Me Once Again

Let’s talk about stupid-but-alluring social media ads (particularly in the vein of health and self-improvement) and how we can get a lot of the same benefit from the product, without Adding To Cart.

Here’s a simple example: if I buy this water filter, harmful chemicals will be filtered out of my water, and I will be happier, healthier, with fewer mood swings, and better focus. It’s an investment in myself.

This is kind of the dream, right? It’s the idea that there’s one little thing you could tweak and bam, you’re now unfettered by the old, toxin-filled you, now suddenly able to achieve everything you dreamed of. Acne cured, crops watered, etc.

But back to this blog post: would this make a good experiment? Let’s imagine you bought this new filter, and eager to make use of it, drank 8 glasses of filtered water a day. And just like the reviews said: you feel great!

Maybe the filtered water system truly does solve all the problems for you, and takes out fluoride or whatever else.

But what if your previous self just absolutely sucked at staying hydrated? What if your baseline state was so unhealthy that literally any improvement would seem statistically significant? How can we be sure that the change wasn’t in the increase in general hydration, or simply reflecting on your health every day? The placebo effect shows up as real change.

Does a comparison of a consistent 8 cups of filtered water per day, vs 2-5 cups of unfiltered water a day tell us anything meaningful about how the filtration system affected your health? Was it a good experiment?

No.

(And besides, viewing the filtration system as the silver bullet that fixed everything just means that you’ll probably go back to dehydration when you’re away from home and can’t use the same system.)

In this example: start by drinking 8 glasses of water a day–from the tap–so that if you do decide to run the experiment, you haven’t fallen for the oldest statistics trick in the book (correlation vs causation).

You can always buy the fancy system later, and run it as a proper comparison.

It Doesn’t Stop There

Here’s some other examples

I’m not trying to rain on anyone’s parade. Maybe your new diet, class, supplement, etc really is life-changing, but let’s not get fooled by the placebo effects (of doing any intervention instead of letting the problem fester). Or failing to consider that there’s other confounding variables and you can move the needle with a different approach.

And yes, sometimes, you do just need to do the thing, buy the gadget, remove the allergen, whatever. Sometimes it is the right decision to kickstart some positive momentum, even if you have to shell out some cash for it. In which case: Add to Cart, Sign Up, do what you need to do. You deserve a lil treat, gurl!

But the reason why these marketing tactics works on us is because we all know what the basics are in a given area (or can quickly search and find out), but the basics are boring. It’s easier to search for a silver bullet instead of doing the work of setting up a solid foundation, even if we know that logically, it would innoculate us from a lot of these poorly-framed consumeristic experiments.

May Your Experiments Run Well (Placebo or Not)

Next time you want to buy or do something, frame it as an experiment. Separate all the possible confounding variables (hydration, movement, time for yourself, emotional validation, etc) as things you can enact in your life for free. See that there are many things that add up to get the results you want.

Doing so will allow you have that placebo effect you’d otherwise get with a swipe of your credit card, just from a few minutes of self-reflection and planning. You can always buy the thing later (or just buy the damn thing now, I’m not your mom).

And of course, make sure you’re trying to solve the right problem in the first place. But that’s a story for another post.